Would any of you vulva lovers happen to have a pattern to make a puppet or a purse? or any vulva pattern for that matter.
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Sat, December 11, 2004 - 8:47 AMI would be happy to pose -
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Tue, December 14, 2004 - 4:52 PMVolvos are wonderful cars! -
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Sat, March 5, 2005 - 8:52 PMVolvos are safe and reliable, too.
Is it just me or does Paris Hilton have a really unattractive cooch? -
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Tue, March 8, 2005 - 2:42 PMI trhink in her case, the word SNATCH applies.
I don't think one would make it out alive. -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 7:24 PMSeriously dude...what is the attraction besides a shitload of money? I just don't get it. -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 7:27 PMThe Paris Hilton Southpark episode, BTW, was one of the best... -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 10:13 PMYou know...I'm totally bummed because I missed that one getting way too shitfaced @ happy hour with my co-workers. MAN! Da hooch is an evil MF!!! -
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Fri, March 11, 2005 - 1:35 PM"what is the attraction" to paris hilton (?) are you joking?
you seem to be assuming that men take personality into account when choosing a sexual mate...
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Wed, April 20, 2005 - 9:19 AMWhy not just put your fist in a real vulva and treat that like a puppet? Think of the time saved! -
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Tue, May 17, 2005 - 11:40 AMDidn't fit? Can I hit that then? -
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Tue, May 17, 2005 - 10:08 PMWell, now you'd have to strap a board across your ass first. -
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Wed, May 18, 2005 - 12:32 PMIf it didnt fit, it would be too tight now not too loose, wouldnt it? -
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Wed, May 18, 2005 - 4:11 PMI haf vulva pattern baldness. -
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Thu, May 19, 2005 - 3:41 AMyou mean bald (as in shaved/waxed)?
ok everyone, so if paris showed up to your door saying i just want to get fucked and then leave, tell me none of you would ...even women (with a strap-on)?
I would and I would also make sure someone was called over to video tape it and go thru her purse (leaving her with cab fare of coarse ...i mean, come on, i am a gentleman).
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Thu, May 19, 2005 - 7:02 AMNo, balled as in up to the Balls.
See that was a tacky play on words.
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 11:20 AMSorry dude...I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick!
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Fri, May 20, 2005 - 9:05 PMNo dear...trying to shove my fist up my twat would certainly loosent it up quite a bit..even if I couldn't actually get it in. :-(~ I'll save that exercise for when I decide to have some kids, thank you very much. -
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 1:16 AMPlease, indulge me, at this late hour, buy saying that again. Only, say it very slowly, in low, hushed tones...
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Thu, May 26, 2005 - 12:36 PMYou would think after a week of low flying deliveries, that I could sit down in an internet cafe' that wasn't in some spider infested fuck-pit and read something funny about pussies.
You would think. -
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Wed, June 8, 2005 - 6:50 AMHopeful, you are very hopeful. I like that. We can make lots of money offa you... -
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Thu, June 9, 2005 - 9:43 AMChances are, looking at your nasal cavities, I have already been making a good chunk of change off you already. Oh, the whole douche your nose with water thing actually makes the septum burn out quicker.
As our Research and Development team in Bogota find out new things, you will be sure that we will get it out to you, the customer, a lot quicker than our friends in the tobbacco industry.
N.A.D.G.A.D.R officially sanctioned this press release.
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